Dirty Dozen
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Dirty Dozen NewsNews on upcoming trip
It's tour time again and this year we are off to Andalucia. The girls will only be available from 10pm this year due to cutbacks, sorry about that. John, we have requested a lady dick boy girl called Derek but he may be out trotting.
Sexy cock washing is back on the menu for this year. If you need your cock cleaned after your cycle just ask at reception and they will sort you out. Remember, this year we are recruiting new members so do keep an eye for those that are more generous. The sort of things we are looking for are: giving you first dibs on bed choice, offering the fluffiest towel, paying for drinks a lot, drying your pelt (if you have one). Old news
I hope everybody enjoyed their special night out, it was a truly amazing experience, one that I will never, ever forget. Still surprised that they let us keep them, they are so expensive!
We have been asked back next month and I have been advised to remind you all to write down your fantasies in your neatest writing; that mix up with the three girls was hilarious. The pictures are here. Anyway, please go over to the members only section for more details on the trip to Necker Island. Please remember, you can invite anyone you would like, as long as they are not in any other part of the cycling club. By the way, can whoever borrowed the Maclaren at the weekend remember to let Manuel the valet know that it's back. There was a parking ticket from Barsleys in the front window. The Spa and "social club" are having their annual slap a thon next Thursday; usual place and time. See you all at the swim up bar. |
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