The NOT so Foolish

Whilst the Elite squad were hard at work on The Fools Errand the A team decided to venture off by themselves for a huge run in the depths of Kent. Some major climbs were vanquished and Harrys brand new tyres suffered a catastrophic failure when a flint pierced the rubber (he is a tightwad and bought cheap tyres). However, Mooro came to the rescue and had it fixed in a jiffy with the help of Colins gas. A quick wake up call at big Steve's was the only stop (coitus interruptus?) where he treated us to a great view of his dressing gown and pink shoes.

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No further incidents until two cyclists had the audacity to overtake Bono and he promptly chased them down, overtook them, and reclaimed his crown as "fastest person on a little bit of road on the way to Yalding".

The ride was completed with a bit of a play at Teapot Island, although Poldark did try and push in at the front of the scoff queue. We then gently made our way back to HQ where the pickled Poldark tried to push in front again but was beaten off by an unflinching Moulton.

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